cuddyclothes: (casey strawberries)
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Genre: Fluff, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1852
Summary:
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".

hank manny night


I don't know what masturbation is, or how it works. You don't masturbate, do you? )
cuddyclothes: (Cas Complex)
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,500
Genres:  Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Schmoop
Summary: In the aftermath of their quarrel about Sarah, Hank figures out a way to take Manny's mind off of it.


The next part of the After Verse

Dancing And Singing And Farting
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part One
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two



It takes ingenuity to have sex with a dead guy )
cuddyclothes: (Dogpipe)

Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,489
Genres:  Humor, Smut, Crossdressing (sorta), Fluff
Summary:  Now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank can't deal. So Manny demans to talk to "Sarah".

This is part of the After Verse: what happened after the movie ended.

Dancing, Singing and Farting

swissarmyman-17



Read more... )
cuddyclothes: (B Fan OMG)
Robert Sean Leonard will be playing King Arthur in a revival of 'Camelot', at the Westport Playhouse in Westport, Connecticut, starting next month!  [livejournal.com profile] flywoman is coming to stay with us and see the big show!

I've been getting mailings from the theater, and today received a link to a rehearsal video. I noticed they don't have RSL singing much, but WHO CARES?  HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!



If you want, I can also post one or two other related vids.

There's a great comm that's taken over from [livejournal.com profile] rsl_daily, called [livejournal.com profile] rsl_fans.  It can satisfy most of your Robert Sean Leonard needs...short of the reall Robert Sean Leonard
cuddyclothes: (Surprised Chase)
Written for [livejournal.com profile] karaokegal 's "Come As You're Not" Costume Party!

Fandom: Dragnet 1967
Genre: pwp
Rating: NC-17
Word count:  588
Pairing: Sgt. Joe Friday/Officer Bill Gannon
Disclaimer: I'm ashamed of myself for writing this.
A/N: Most of you won't even know the show, but wth.




Dragnet
Pictured: Officer Bill Gannon (l) Sergeant Joe Friday (r)

This is the city, Los Angeles, California. )
cuddyclothes: (House WTF?)
This is so unbelievably ludicrous...the worst collection of porn you will ever read in your life.  And the funniest, too.

This is from [livejournal.com profile] jupirock 's LJ.

His/her intro:

The story: A friend of mine recently moved into a new house, and I was helping her scope out the basement. We happened to look in a cabinet underneath the sink. There we found a box containing five three-ring binders, each of them containing something like a ream of neatly typed porn. If you can call it that -- this is some of the strangest, most hilarious stuff you will ever read. My friend, generous woman that she is, gave me the box, and I started posting them on [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock. Here's a list of those posts.
http://jupirock.livejournal.com/1312.html




I swear to God, you have to read some of these. I also put a link on my links list.  It's that bad good.
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, angst, smut
Word Count: 2619
Rating: NC-17
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin. 



Not safe for work unless all of your fellow employees can only read Portugese. )

cuddyclothes: (Default)
Here's the review that's on my blog.  Sorry it's so slapdash, but I actually didn't want to write it.


Pardon me while I scream... )

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