Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Word Count: 3137
Characters/Pairing: Bertie Wooster/Reginald Jeeves
Genre: Humor, maybe Crack around the edges
Summary:Bertie makes a wager. And the word "balls" gets used a great deal.
The flat was dark and all was still. Even Jeeves, my man, would not be awake for another hour and a half at the earliest. As I moved about the silent sitting room, I thought I heard a small noise.
Thwick thwick thwick thwick
The young master stood, irresolute. What could possibly make such a strange noise? A tiny chorus of tap-dancing mice in teeny-tiny top hats?
However, sometimes the comments are so lovely they have brought me to tears. So I'm posting a few. Feel free to skip. There's also a bunch on fanfiction.net.
Don't worry about not understanding what they're about.
ETA: If there seems to be a paucity of House stories, it's because all of the post-ep fics are in one place, and I removed "The Princess And The Peeved" from both sites.
( Stroking my ego )
ANYWAY, I'm trying to find an artist willing to take a small commission for a piece of Swiss Army Man fan art. I want an illustration for a story I'm writing. Pleas on tumblr have yielded nothing. I like more or less realistic art, and it doesn't have to be elaborate. Anyone available?
Genre: Fluff, smut
Word Count: 1852
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".
( I don't know what masturbation is, or how it works. You don't masturbate, do you? )
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Characters: Hank, Manny
Word Count: 2654
Genre: Angst, fluff
Summary: Manny understands Hank much better than Hank thinks. This takes place after the events in "Adventures In Manny-Sitting"
The After Verse:
Dancing And Singing And Farting
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part One
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Three
Adventures In Manny-Sitting
Author's Note: Many, many, many thanks to all of the people who've helped me explore gender issues, sharing their stories and opinions.
( "I'm not retarded, Hank, I know you and Sarah are the same person." )