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This is one of the best unintentionally funny house listings I have ever read.  Better still, the real estate agent has written captions that seem to be from another planet.  "If you clear out all of the dead bodies and clean the blood, you'll enjoy a beautiful view!"

http://www.har.com/4302-colony-west-dr/sale_78077894

Seriously, you have to check this out.  In the meantime, here are some pictures to whet your appetite.

Texas House 1
Yes, that is a mannequin in a guard's uniform at the gate.


Texas House 2
"This study has a great view of the patio and the pool.  The hardwoods are amazing, and all of the book shelves would be hard to fill for most folks"  NOT FOR THESE GUYS!
cuddyclothes: (Chase OMG)
If Jeff saw how many pictures of Paul Dano I have in my photo folders, he would faint.  Thanks to tumblr and several of us having a competition to see who can find the most obscure photos, I have a terrifying amount.  So I'm sticking some of them here, look or not if you want.  As Kate McKinnon said at the Independent Spirit Awards, "I wanna kiss Paul Dano!  Where is that hunky, sad-eyed sex machine?"  [livejournal.com profile] hughville will particularly get why I like him!

I'm not obsessed... )
cuddyclothes: (Dean Sam OMGYAY)
That was the name of the show I did on Wednesday night.  It was so much fun.

No You Tell It 2017
Ken, Erica, Leslie, me

Storytelling and borscht )t.
cuddyclothes: (Dinosaur Python)
I can't wait to do "No, You Tell It!" tonight. On Monday night I rehearsed the other storyteller's piece.  Our styles in both writing and performing are polar opposites.  Jeff's coming, along with his friend Mike. Because I'm old and don't want to wear my glasses, I'm resetting the type to 20 and only 2/3 of the page so I don't have to look down too much.  Whee!
cuddyclothes: (casey28 city bird)
So I've been dicking around on tumblr. It's just for pictures and linking things, not for anything else that I can see. Although if you're in a fandom I can see how it would be lethal.  I only follow one, maybe two SPN fans there.

I HAD TO POST THIS:

"What Tumblr Led Me To Expect Of Supernatural"


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source: http://dudewheresmypie.tumblr.com/
cuddyclothes: (casey strawberries)
For some reason, this video of young Marilyn Monroe posing for pin-ups seemed appropriate!

cuddyclothes: (Dean Sam LARP)
I really needed a laugh today.  This video never fails to crack me up. Much better than the original song!

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Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,489
Genres:  Humor, Smut, Crossdressing (sorta), Fluff
Summary:  Now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank can't deal. So Manny demans to talk to "Sarah".

This is part of the After Verse: what happened after the movie ended.

Dancing, Singing and Farting

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Read more... )
cuddyclothes: (Foreman - Wait Whut?)
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Hank/Sarah (Paul Dano) and Manny (Daniel Radcliffe} enjoy a meal in the forest.

Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Dancing And Singing And Farting
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Characters/Pairings: Manny/Hank Thompson, Chrissie, Sarah, Cop
Word Count: 1,489
Genres: Unabashed schmoop, hurt/comfort, necrophilia (kinda), mild slash, fix-it
Movie synopsis: [TL;DR] Hank, marooned on an island and at the verge of suicide, sees a corpse wash up on the beach. He rides the flatulent corpse through the waves like a jet ski until they make landfall. The corpse, Manny, becomes alive but remembers nothing.  Hank teaches Manny about life, Manny teaches Hank that farting is nothing to be ashamed of, and they fall in love.  At the end, Manny farts off to the blue horizon, while Hank is handcuffed for trying to escape from the police.

Summary:  Hank isn't going to let Manny go that easily.  Even if Hank is handcuffed and has a busted leg.

This is the beginning of the After Verse, what happened when the movie ended.

Read more... )
cuddyclothes: (casey28 city bird)
Here's hoping that 2017 isn't as sucktastic as 2016!

Happy New Year

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