Word Count: 1525
SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OMC
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.
Warning: bloody violence
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A/N: Special thanks to the amazing vicpei for her medical vetting.
A/N/N: Rewritten for clarity. Sometimes I put these up too fast. And now it's too large, so I have to break it into two parts. Sorry!!!!
( "Come and get me, Blond Beauty!" )