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This second chainfic challenge is complete and total crack. [personal profile] menolly_au , [personal profile] flywoman , damigella34, [personal profile] writerdot , luridlurker and cellista_in_c all contributed.  It really is incredibly funny.

Gangster's Paradise

Written in 2011 for the "Where Do We Go from Here?" Chain Fic Challenge on Live Journal

Post 7X23, "Moving On." When Wilson tracks House down at his beach paradise, they find themselves entangled in local politics and are made an offer they can't refuse.



cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, adventure, hurt/comfort
Word Count: 1525
Rating: PG-13
SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OMC
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.
Warning: bloody violence

Please note: if you are reading this please leave a comment, okay? Even if it's one word, something. Comments make me feel less alone.

A/N: Special thanks to the amazing [livejournal.com profile] vicpei for her medical vetting.

A/N/N: Rewritten for clarity. Sometimes I put these up too fast. And now it's too large, so I have to break it into two parts. Sorry!!!!

"Come and get me, Blond Beauty!" )
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, adventure, hurt/comfort
Word Count: 1525R
Rating: PG-13
SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OMC
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.
Warning: bloody violence

Please note: if you are reading this please leave a comment, okay? Even if it's one word, something. Comments make me feel less alone.

Read more... )
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)

Genre: AU, adventure
Word Count: 2867
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references and language
SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin.


Before he could finish, Wilson stepped in front of him. The doctor's hands were on his hips. "House, you're not pulling this stunt again. We're coming with you." )
CHAPTER LIST
Read more... )
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)

Genre: AU, adventure
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG-13

SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OMC
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin.






"STOP SHOOTING, YOU MORON!"  )





Chapter List )
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, adventure
Word Count: 2205
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Violence
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Characters: House, Wilson, Johanna, Motherhips, Burton, King William. And the army.
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin. 

A/N This chapter could not have been finished without the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] yarroway.



“I count four sentries,” Motherhips whispered. “Oh, if only I had a dress on!” )





Chapter List of Doom )

cuddyclothes: (1800s House)

Genre: AU, angst, adventure
Word Count: 2778
Rating: PG-13
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin. 

 A/N:  Weird timing, I know, but Wilson is perfectly healthy.




Weapon Making For Dummies )


Chapter List of Doom )

cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, adventure, angst, humor
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG-13 for language
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin. 
A/N:  Chapters will be posted on a regular basis and in their entirety.  This has been slightly rewritten to fill in a few pertinent details, such as what the king's evil is.  Whoops. 


God, you're gullible, Wilson )
cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, adventure, angst
Word Count: 2500
Rating: PG
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin.
A/N: Many, many thanks to[livejournal.com profile] petitecuriosity ,[livejournal.com profile] srsly_yes , [livejournal.com profile] flywoman , [livejournal.com profile] yarroway, [livejournal.com profile] hughville , [livejournal.com profile] damigella_314 , and [livejournal.com profile] bitsofchat  for invaluable help with this section.  It takes a village to keep my writing coherent!


Excerpt:

He turned to House. “We shall present you as the hero who abducted the future Queen from her captor, the Prince Regent. Many of the rebels will rally to your side. You shall lead the charge from the south.”
House’s stomach dropped two stories. For once he was at a loss for words.
Semple’s smile was triumphant. “You see, Captain de la Fontaine? You are of use to us.”




"Hey, how often are you best friends with a glorious martyr to the cause, Wilson?" )

 


Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;  Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ; Chapter Fifty-Seven; Chapter Fifty-Eight; Chapter Fifty-Nine; Chapter SixtyChapter Sixty-One; Chapter Sixty-Two;Chapter Sixty-Three; Chapter Sixty-Four; Chapter Sixty-Five ; Chapter Sixty-Six; Chapter Sixty-Seven; Chapter Sixty-Eight; Chapter Sixty-Nine;Chapter Seventy; Chapter Seventy-One; Chapter Seventy-Two; Chapter Seventy-Three; Chapter Seventy-Four; Chapter Seventy-Five; Chapter Seventy-Six, Chapter Seventy-Seven; Chapter Seventy-Eight; Chapter Seventy-Nine, Chapter Eighty , Chapter Eighty-One. Chapter Eighty-Two ; Chapter Eighty-Three; Chapter Eighty-Four; Chapter Eighty-Five; Chapter Eighty-Six, Chapter Eight-Seven; Chapter Eighty-Eight; Chapter Eighty-Nine; Chapter Ninety ;Chapter Ninety-One Chapter Ninety-two  Chapter Ninety-Three; Chapter Ninety-Four; Chapter Ninety-Five Part One ; Chapter Ninety-Five Part Two; Chapter Ninety-Six; Chapter Ninety-Seven ; Chapter Ninety-Eight Part One; Chapter Ninety-Eight Part Two ; Chapter Ninety-Nine Part One; Chapter Ninety-Nine Part Two; Chapter One Hundred

Explanation for those coming late to the party ) 

cuddyclothes: (1800s House)
Genre: AU, Adventure
Word Count: 800
Rating: PG-13 for language
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up. 
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Disclaimer? No way.  I own this shit.
Comments and concrit are my Vicodin.

A/N  Believe it or not, I'm still writing.  This will NOT be a  "Death Fic"! Sorry this is taking so long.  The end is in sight, I promise. Thank you for your patience.

A/N 2:  I rewrote it.  I have to learn not to post right after I've written something.  Patience is not my strong suit.



House has blown their cover...and yes, that is a metaphor )

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