cuddyclothes: (Cuddygack)
All fics on this list are House/Wilson.

Lots of House and Wilson Goodness! )
cuddyclothes: (Manny Mouse)
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Characters, Pairing: Hank, Manny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2641

Summary:  Winter is coming.  It's time for Hank and Manny to leave the woods.  Fortunately, Hank has picked an empty beach house, with a special surprise for Manny.



Hank And Manny's Excellent Adventure, Part One


cuddyclothes: (casey strawberries)
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Genre: Fluff, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1852
Summary:
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".

hank manny night


I don't know what masturbation is, or how it works. You don't masturbate, do you? )
cuddyclothes: (casey strawberries)
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Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Characters: Hank, Manny
Pairing: Hank/Manny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2654
Genre: Angst, fluff

Summary:  Manny understands Hank much better than Hank thinks.  This takes place after the events in "Adventures In Manny-Sitting"

The After Verse:



Dancing And Singing And Farting
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part One
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Three
Adventures In Manny-Sitting

Author's Note:  Many, many, many thanks to all of the people who've helped me explore gender issues, sharing their stories and opinions.
"I'm not retarded, Hank, I know you and Sarah are the same person." )
cuddyclothes: (Cas Complex)
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,500
Genres:  Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Schmoop
Summary: In the aftermath of their quarrel about Sarah, Hank figures out a way to take Manny's mind off of it.


The next part of the After Verse

Dancing And Singing And Farting
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part One
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two



It takes ingenuity to have sex with a dead guy )
cuddyclothes: (Dogpipe)

Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Manny, Hank
Word Count: 1,489
Genres:  Humor, Smut, Crossdressing (sorta), Fluff
Summary:  Now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank can't deal. So Manny demans to talk to "Sarah".

This is part of the After Verse: what happened after the movie ended.

Dancing, Singing and Farting

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cuddyclothes: (Foreman - Wait Whut?)
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Hank/Sarah (Paul Dano) and Manny (Daniel Radcliffe} enjoy a meal in the forest.

Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Title: Dancing And Singing And Farting
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Characters/Pairings: Manny/Hank Thompson, Chrissie, Sarah, Cop
Word Count: 1,489
Genres: Unabashed schmoop, hurt/comfort, necrophilia (kinda), mild slash, fix-it
Movie synopsis: [TL;DR] Hank, marooned on an island and at the verge of suicide, sees a corpse wash up on the beach. He rides the flatulent corpse through the waves like a jet ski until they make landfall. The corpse, Manny, becomes alive but remembers nothing.  Hank teaches Manny about life, Manny teaches Hank that farting is nothing to be ashamed of, and they fall in love.  At the end, Manny farts off to the blue horizon, while Hank is handcuffed for trying to escape from the police.

Summary:  Hank isn't going to let Manny go that easily.  Even if Hank is handcuffed and has a busted leg.

This is the beginning of the After Verse, what happened when the movie ended.

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cuddyclothes: (Color Mae West)
I found this over at [livejournal.com profile] house_wilson and figured I'd better put it over here as well.  Season 8 Post-ep fic, rated R.

Summary: What happened when House showed Wilson his birthmark.

“House, why did you fake that birthmark?” Wilson said, lightly caressing House’s shoulder.  They were laying in bed, the early morning sun filtering through the closed curtains.  “What possible reason could you have had?”

“I wanted to know what the jackass really thought,” House answered.  His voice had a hint of anger in it.  “Calling me a pill-popping sociopath, and then embracing me as his son?  What an asshole.  And why was my mom faking all that hippie-shit crap?  She goes to one peace rally and suddenly she’s Hanoi Jane.  She was June Cleaver, give me a break.”

“Then why didn’t you want to see her?” Wilson was genuinely perplexed.  “You always said she loved you unconditionally.”

“Not unconditionally enough to pretend Dad—excuse me, my not-Dad—from doing his Great Santini routine on me.  If it happened now, somebody would have called Child Services.  Especially her.”

“She didn’t know any better, House.”

“Yeah, yeah.  Ward Cleaver could have been buggering Beaver for all we know.” House shrugged.  “I told that Scottish jerk off that I respected my father.  The look on his face…” He rolled over so that he faced Wilson.  “Thanks for not blowing my cover.”

“Thanks for not using indelible ink.  Have you ever tasted that stuff?”

House raised an eyebrow, pretending to be offended.  “Have you ever tasted that stuff?”

“We all have our secret past, House, even if it is fake.” Wilson lifted the blanket. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get the rest of that red-colored Karo syrup off.”

“Be my guest.” House grinned as Wilson dove under the covers.  Now this was unconditional love.
cuddyclothes: (Marilyn)
What'd I Say
Word Count: 1275
Genre: Fluff
Rating: G, believe it or not
Characters: House, Wilson, OCs
Time: Night, wintertime, some point during their epic journey.  Wilson is cancer-free.

This story has been in my head for weeks, so I thought I'd write it.  I'm a little H/W rusty, so forgive any OOC-ness.

House is giving Wilson piano lessons )
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The song itself )

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