This is one of the best unintentionally funny house listings I have ever read. Better still, the real estate agent has written captions that seem to be from another planet. "If you clear out all of the dead bodies and clean the blood, you'll enjoy a beautiful view!"
Seriously, you have to check this out. In the meantime, here are some pictures to whet your appetite.
Yes, that is a mannequin in a guard's uniform at the gate.
"This study has a great view of the patio and the pool. The hardwoods are amazing, and all of the book shelves would be hard to fill for most folks" NOT FOR THESE GUYS!