AT LAST! IT'S FINISHED! WOO-HOO!
Day 30 - Anything House related
Right now I would like to drag David Shore, Katie Jacobs and John C. Kelley to a secluded place, tie them up, and say, "Write your way out of THAT, assholes!"
Before I do that, I would force them to release all of the gag reels, blooper reels, outtakes, and that very special footage of House and Wilson making out that was cut from S4 right before Wilson hooked up with Amber.
Also the very special footage of House and Wilson making out after Wilson gives House the organ.
Also the very special footage of House and Wilson making out because...well, just because.
Also the very special footage of House and Cuddy making out when they're in the car in "5 to 9".
Also the very special footage of House and Cuddy making out after the party in "Known Knowns".
Also the naked pictures of HL in his dressing room from the hidden security cameras.
And then I would give Hugh Laurie a plane ticket back to England, so he can resume making good television.
And then I would tearfully wave good-bye to Robert Sean Leonard as he beats a hasty retreat to NY, yelling, "Free at last! Free at last!"
And then I would give Omar Epps his own show. And Lisa Edelstein her own show. They would have to sign contracts not to do anything medical-related, but I still want them to keep working. P-Jac will find work soon enough.
And then I would strip Jesse Spencer naked and make him play Schumann on the violin as foreplay. (It would only have to be the one time.)
And then I'd bring back Cameron...oops. No more show.
Have I left anyone out? 13's already gone. As is Doris Egan.
( Meme for the ganking...I'm DONE. )