cuddyclothes: (House Icon 1)
Genre: alternative universe with a small dash of angst
Word count: 800
Rating: PG for language

SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17. 
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“Sweetheart, you didn’t tell me company was coming!” House exclaimed, popping out from under the blanket. He gave the three armed men in black standing in front of the bed a faux-embarrassed smile. “I’d get up and shake your hands, but I’m naked.”

 

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Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ; Chapter Fifty-Seven; Chapter Fifty-Eight; Chapter Fifty-Nine; Chapter SixtyChapter Sixty-One; Chapter Sixty-Two;Chapter Sixty-Three; Chapter Sixty-Four; Chapter Sixty-Five ; Chapter Sixty-Six; Chapter Sixty-Seven; Chapter Sixty-Eight; Chapter Sixty-Nine;Chapter Seventy; Chapter Seventy-One
 


cuddyclothes: (House Icon 2)

OH CHRIST, THIS THING IS SEVENTY CHAPTERS LONG!!!  STOP ME BEFORE I WRITE AGAIN!

Genre:  angst
Rating: G
Word count: 708
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17. 
Comments are my Vicodin.  I need them to survive!

Excerpt: 

He thought about Wilson, and buried his head in his hands. Even back in Princeton, Wilson had been his link to past. The man who had known him for more than twenty years. Even before the infarction, before any of his staff. Losing Wilson didn’t just mean losing his best friend; it meant losing his connection to the past. Who was he without his past?



 

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Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ; Chapter Fifty-Seven; Chapter Fifty-Eight; Chapter Fifty-Nine; Chapter SixtyChapter Sixty-One; Chapter Sixty-Two;Chapter Sixty-Three; Chapter Sixty-Four; Chapter Sixty-Five ; Chapter Sixty-Six; Chapter Sixty-Seven; Chapter Sixty-Eight; Chapter Sixty-Nine
cuddyclothes: (House Icon 2)
Genre: AU, adventure
Rating: G
Word count: 850
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17. 
Comments are my Vicodin.  I need them to survive!



Because of the possibility of losing their second riders, Johanna and Burton kept their horses to a steady trot through the woods. House held onto the leather strap, feeling decidedly Job-like. Between Johanna’s wings hitting him in the face, the scabbard containing sword and cane bouncing against his left leg and the apothecary bag jouncing against his right side, not to mention his slippery hold on the horse’s back, there was only one thing that kept him from picking up his marbles and going home.

There was no home to go back to.

 

“Crap!” House balanced the musket on his left shoulder with one hand, holding on to the strap with the other, and pulled the trigger. The musket kicked against him and his ears rang from the explosion. He hit something, he wasn’t sure what. )






Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ; Chapter Fifty-Seven; Chapter Fifty-Eight; Chapter Fifty-Nine; Chapter SixtyChapter Sixty-One; Chapter Sixty-Two;Chapter Sixty-Three; Chapter Sixty-Four; Chapter Sixty-Five ; Chapter Sixty-Six; Chapter Sixty-Seven; Chapter Sixty-Eight
cuddyclothes: (House Icon 1)


Genre: AU, angst, adventure
Word count:  1100
Rating: G
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17. 
Comments are my Vicodin.  I need them to survive!




For a long, horrible moment, House relived the bus crash that had ultimately killed Amber. As their bodies went flying, he again saw the flying glass, the bright fluorescent lights, heard the screams, tried to grab her hand—

 

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cuddyclothes: (House Icon 2)

Genre: AU, adventure
Word count:  1719
Warnings:  Violence, gunfighting, blood (no character death), cherubs
Rating: PG for violence and language
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson.  Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17. 
Comments are my Vicodin.  I need them to survive!
SUMMARY:  House and the others attempt a midnight flight from the inn, but it does not work out as planned.

 

“Burton, get us out of here before we get shot!”. )

Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ; Chapter Fifty-Seven; Chapter Fifty-Eight; Chapter Fifty-Nine; Chapter SixtyChapter Sixty-One; Chapter Sixty-Two;Chapter Sixty-Three; Chapter Sixty-Four; Chapter Sixty-Five ; Chapter Sixty-Six
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Genre: AU, angst
Rating: R for language
Warning:  violence
Word count: 993
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom with a princess who bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17.  Comments are my Vicodin. 

Summary: House comes clean about Wilson.  Not a good idea.
A/N  Many, many thanks for my beta, [livejournal.com profile] wilsonlicious !  I wrote a draft of this the night I saw  "Baggage" and it just went way in a direction I didn't want.  She helped me work out a better ending with her great suggestions and knowledge of ALL of the characters!
Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four; Chapter Fifty-Five; Chapter Fifty-Six ;



House stared at the barn. God, he was sick of her. How had he gotten himself into this? Oh, yeah, by playing the hero. Like a damn adolescent boy. )
cuddyclothes: (Default)

Rating: PG
Word count: 1600
Genres: AU, hurt/comfort
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom with a princess who bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17.  Comments are my Vicodin. 

Summary:  No food, no water, no Wilson.  Life sucks for House right now.
Major props to my magnificent beta, [livejournal.com profile] wilsonlicious !
Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four, Chapter Forty-Five, Chapter Forty-Six; Chapter Forty-Seven, Chapter Forty-EightChapter Forty-Nine; Chapter Fifty; Chapter Fifty-One; Chapter Fifty-Two; Chapter Fifty-Three;
; Chapter Fifty-Four;


The one thing House hadn’t considered for this road trip were provisions. Back in New Jersey, he never worried about eating. There was always Wilson’s food, or a vending machine, or a bar. 

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cuddyclothes: (Default)

rating: G
word count: 823
genre: AU
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom with a princess who bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17.  Comments are my Vicodin. 

Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One, Chapter Forty-Two; Chapter Forty-Three, Chapter Forty-Four,

Summary:  Preparation for the grand ball at Duke Asshole's estate to celebrate his upcoming engagement to Johanna


Carriages had been arriving all morning, delivering the gentry to stay in the palace for the festivities. House knew he’d seen many of them on that first, strange night, the first time he’d seen Johanna. He couldn’t help smiling at the recollection of diving under her skirts. 

 

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Word count: 2250
Rating: G
Genre: AU
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom with a princess who bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17.  Comments are my Vicodin. 

Summary:  House is dissed by Johanna, and finds Motherhips's achilles heel
Warning: Contains hip-hop
Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ; Chapter Forty-One,


When House emerged from his bedroom, he found Motherhips and Burton waiting for him.

“Good morning, fairy godmothers,” he snapped.

 

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cuddyclothes: (Default)

Genre: AU, angst
Word count: 350
Rating: G
SUMMARY:  House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom with a princess who bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson.  Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17.  Comments are my Vicodin. 

Summary: You can't always get what you want.
Chapter One ; Chapter Two ; Chapter Three ; Chapter Four ;Chapter Five ; Chapter Six ; Chapter Seven ;Chapter Eight ; Chapter Nine ;Chapter Ten ; Chapter Eleven ; Chapter Twelve ; Chapter Thirteen ; Chapter Fourteen ; Chapter Fifteen ; Chapter Sixteen ; Chapter Seventeen ;Chapter Eighteen ; Chapter Nineteen ; Chapter Twenty ; Chapter Twenty-One ; Chapter Twenty-Two ; Chapter Twenty-Three ;Chapter Twenty-Four ; Chapter Twenty-Five ; Chapter Twenty-Six ; Chapter Twenty-Seven ; Chapter Twenty-Eight ; Chapter Twenty-Nine ; Chapter Thirty; Chapter Thirty-One ; Chapter Thirty-Two ; Chapter Thirty-Three ;Chapter Thirty-Four ; Chapter Thirty-Five ;Chapter Thirty-Six; Chapter Thirty-Seven; Chapter Thirty-Eight; Chapter Thirty-Nine; Chapter Forty ;


 

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