cuddyclothes: (Sam Eek)
Before you read this, there are spoilers in this review.  Because it's a review!  And please, no flaming.  Be respectful of me and your fellow commentors.  If you need to have a hissy fit, do so in your own journal.

As many have said, after a fantastic episode ("Goodbye Stranger"), the next episode, a filler, usually is as exciting as cold oatmeal.  Freaks and Geeks is no exception.  It was a flimsy, pedestrian script with a plot constructed with popsicle sticks.

Nitpick: "The Apple Dumpling Gang" was a film that starred Tim Conway, about a bunch of old coots in the Wild West.  That was the script's original title, and the title that was used was also not appropriate. (Note to creatives: don't remind viewers of a superior show.)  Maybe "Saved By The Bell: The Hunter Years."  The guest star was the young girl who played Krissy in "Adventures In Babysitting," an episode I've managed to forget entirely.  Except for the deathless line she delivers to Dean: "Your brother is the size of a car."  And that mole under her eye.  I couldn't stop staring at it.  Only Jared Padalecki makes moles look cool.  So yeah, the mole was back.

Some fans have gone all meta with this episode...young hunters having a semi-normal life, mentored by ex-hunter (man, what I would have given to have that hunter to be Rufus!), living in a house (think "Facts of Life", but with bullets instead of tampons)... I'm guessing all three of them have forgotten the throbbing rotting sore that is adolescence, as well as their families.  Doesn't anyone besides Dean grieve on this show?  What's up with that?  Has he called dibs on emotional pain?  Oh, wait, he has. C'mon, Dean, there's plenty to go around!

Sam is on "semi-normal" like stink on cheese.  That's pretty much all he does, before he gets tied to a chair.  The symbolism! The parallels with our hero's lives! It could have been so different if only John Winchester had made waffles and told Dean to study his homework!

The plot:  Victor, an ex-hunter whose family was slaughtered by a wendigo, decides to create a new family.  He picks three teens, and has a vampire slaughter their families.  Then the vampire (also an atypical teen) creates new vampires, who are the purported culprits, for the freshly minted hunters to kill.  This seems an awfully labor-intensive way to get a few gun-happy kids under your roof.  I mean, let's face it, homicidal teens are everywhere these days.  While Dean and the Scooby Gang track down the truth, as mentioned before, Sam gets tied to a chair and Victor launches into the inevitable exposition dump/supervillain monologue about his plan to create a generation of "smarter, better" hunters.

"Please, Dean, just kill Victor so he'll shut up and I can go back to my nap."

Teen Vamp smiles sardonically and shows his little-bitty teen fangs. Sam tries to stay awake by clenching his jaw.  Let's see, what happens next...really, it kind of doesn't matter.  Teen Vamp is dispatched, the dastardly plot is revealed, Krissy symbolically kills Victor with an empty gun.  He then blows his own brains out when he's told he's going to live out his life "alone."

This doesn't account for the possibility that once everybody leaves, Victor will go get himself a Teen Wolf and start all over again.  There are still a lot of gun-happy teenagers out there.

I smell spin-off.  Sort of a CW demo "The Following."  What do you think?  The clothes would be so cool, and maybe the main character, a kick-ass girl in frilly high fashion, has a matching pink machine gun!


Be honest, wouldn't a lime green M-16 be totes awesome?

Sam mutters something at the end about wanting a normal life.  We get it, Show!  Sam's been bitching about wanting a normal life since before toast was invented!  At the end, they get in Baby and exchange a few words.

Nitpick #2: In "Live Free or Tw-Hard," Dean had to drink a ghastly lumpy potion that made him puke his guts (and a lot of black goo) out before he became human again.  This time, the young pretty almost-vamp is seen in the corner drinking her Maker's blood.  It would have been cool to see that again, but she's just a bit player and they don't get that kind of attention.  Plus, I was really hoping that Teen Vamp would bite Sam and something weird would happen with Sam's screwed-up God blood.

Oh, well, you can't have everything.  Maybe that should have been the title of this episode.
cuddyclothes: (Sam Pissed)
Genre: gen
Rating: PG for language
Characters: Dean, Sam, OMC
Word Count: 1058
Prompt from mamapranayama: As part of the great prank wars, Dean replaces every stitch of Sam's clothes with women's clothing. But that's only how it ends, the real story is how Dean managed to face the embarrassment of buying women's clothing in Sam's size, including the high-heels and frilly lingerie all for the sake of a great prank.

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cuddyclothes: (Sam No Soul)

Rating: G
Characters: Sam, OC
Summary: Sometimes you need someone to talk to.
Written for [ profile] spn_bigpretzel's Year One Par-tay Challenge
Prompts: #1  Cramped, road game
#3 Cursed, thrown into a wall, strangled, knocked out

"Sometimes my brother gets cursed and I have to hide in the bathroom." )

cuddyclothes: (Sam FBI)
Disclaimer: I am neither a Sam girl nor a Dean girl. 

Anyone who makes hateful, disrespectful comments to either me or anyone else will have their comments deleted.  Please stay on topic.   Quoting is one thing, "oh yeah? What's your problem?" is another. Please be kind to one another. 

Discussion of Sam and Dean up til 8x12 )

Sort of spoilers  )

Your thoughts?
cuddyclothes: (Foreman Oh Come The Fuck On)
I really can't take any more spoilers, speculation about spoilers, videos about spoilers, spoilers about's taking all of the "fun" (if you can call it that) out of living through the end of the show..  That's bad enough.  There's enough mourning going around already.

What are your plans for watching the finale?  Are you going to be alone?  With friends?  Drunk, watching it at a Best Buy? (They have the best TVs.)  I'll be home with the spouse, and I expect to cry afterwards for a few days, no matter how it ends.

I asked someone who watched the finale for details, then I took back my request.  I don't want to know!!


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