However, sometimes the comments are so lovely they have brought me to tears. So I'm posting a few. Feel free to skip. There's also a bunch on fanfiction.net.
Don't worry about not understanding what they're about.
ETA: If there seems to be a paucity of House stories, it's because all of the post-ep fics are in one place, and I removed "The Princess And The Peeved" from both sites.
( Stroking my ego )
Characters, Pairing: Hank, Manny
Word Count: 2641
Summary: Winter is coming. It's time for Hank and Manny to leave the woods. Fortunately, Hank has picked an empty beach house, with a special surprise for Manny.
Hank And Manny's Excellent Adventure, Part One
( Nice wurds )
My SAM stories have been racking up a decent amount of hits on AO3. The first one, "Dancing And Singing and Farting," will crack 400 in the next day or so. Not a lot for most fanfic, but I'm very pleased. There have been a few (very few) reviews, so it was a tremendous pleasure last night when someone reviewed each fic separately, and left this on the last one:
Genre: Fluff, smut
Word Count: 1852
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. When it's Hank's turn, he has a problem until Manny sings to him, "so you won't overthink things".
( I don't know what masturbation is, or how it works. You don't masturbate, do you? )
As you can see, I've been compulsively writing fanfiction for the movie "Swiss Army Man". There are a lot of people who adore the movie, but no fandom, per se. So it's like writing into a void. I keep wanting to write stories, 'cause that's how my obsessions work. But writing stories virtually no one reads is so depressing. Yes, writing them gives me pleasure, but anybody who knows me knows I need attention. In fact, I'm an attention-whore. So I walk around with my feelings hurt by nobody in particular. In fact, writing this makes me want to cry. I'm writing this here rather than on LJ because I need to get it out of my system--or express it, anyway--and everyone there has probably had WAY too much of my whining.
I wish I knew how to stop.
Fandom: Swiss Army Man
Characters: Hank, Manny
Word Count: 2654
Genre: Angst, fluff
Summary: Manny understands Hank much better than Hank thinks. This takes place after the events in "Adventures In Manny-Sitting"
The After Verse:
Dancing And Singing And Farting
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part One
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Two
Sex Lessons from "Sarah", Part Three
Adventures In Manny-Sitting
Author's Note: Many, many, many thanks to all of the people who've helped me explore gender issues, sharing their stories and opinions.
( "I'm not retarded, Hank, I know you and Sarah are the same person." )