Genre: AU, adventure
Word Count: 2205
SUMMARY: House is trapped in an 18th century kingdom, where Princess Johanna bears a remarkable resemblance to Wilson. When House gets involved with the princess he must disentangle his feelings for her and his feelings for Wilson. Which is made more difficult by kidnapping her and being on the run from her power-crazed uncle. Then Wilson shows up.
Parallel with early season 6, when House is sleeping on Wilson's couch and Cuddy is with Lucas. Chapters are individually rated from G to NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson est. friendship/UST/slash, House/OFC, Wilson/OC
Characters: House, Wilson, Johanna, Motherhips, Burton, King William. And the army.
Disclaimer? No way. I own this shit.Comments and concrit are my Vicodin.
A/N This chapter could not have been finished without the wonderful yarroway.( “I count four sentries,” Motherhips whispered. “Oh, if only I had a dress on!” )
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